Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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