I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think I sprained my soul last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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