Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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