i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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