All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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