i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
They have beer where we have blood.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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