I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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