i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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