Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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