There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The struggles of a small town man whore
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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