So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
