just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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