Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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