I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The adults are the big ones right?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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