I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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