Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Boobs are out for the taking
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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