i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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