It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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