i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
