on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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