its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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