that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dick very happy bro
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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