He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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