Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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