Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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