So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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