Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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