I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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