just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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