hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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