i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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