Dual....:-)
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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