Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
