No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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