I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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