I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I will be naked everywhere
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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