this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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