and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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