Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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