Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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