Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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