I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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