so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home