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  so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date

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  i guess it runs in the family.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants

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  That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.

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• (916): View more from California

  I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  That was so not worth putting pants on for.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.

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• (714): View more from California

  I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home

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