So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism