Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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