Do vagina's smell?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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