If that was your dad, he is hot
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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