People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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