I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
