you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Come share oat with me in your robe
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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