I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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