he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I AM VODKA MAN
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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