I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
pray to the hookup gods
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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