we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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