Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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