Soap is not a condiment
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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