he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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