Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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