no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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